1) THE SIMPLE DEDICATION
I have considered this more than once in my life. The only thing that stops me is the fear that somebody will add the word "Kevin" to it when I'm not looking.
2)THE STYLISH YET EDUCATIONAL
I love how concerned the pig looks. He knows what's up.
3) THE COMPLEX BACKSTORY
There is obviously some deeper significance to this raw steak and the deceased...or possibly it's just because their name is Cleaver?
4)THE EXCELLENT PENMANSHIP
Finally! A bit of veg to go with all that meat! Look at the shading on the leaves!
5)THE BALANCED DIET
I'm not too sure what's going on here but it totally makes me hungry in a way that doesn't normally happen when I see a dude's leg.
And, to finish things off...
6) THE GRAND PRIZE
Notice the fairy wings on the ham.
I think we can all agree this is a decision she definitely won't regret.
EVER.