Showing posts with label italy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label italy. Show all posts

25/10/2010

Pidoni... Not Phoney Baloney

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GREAT ITALIAN INNOVATORS THROUGHOUT HISTORY:

#1) Enrico Fermi

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Fermi was awarded the Noble Prize for Physics in 1938 due to his outstanding work in the field of radioactivity, and he is so highly regarded in his homeland that one of the largest Metro stations in the city of Rome bares his name.

#2) Lucio Fulci

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Possibly mainly on my mind at the moment due to Halloween being just around the corner, Fulci's striking and uncompromising horror films of the 80's remain some of the most shocking and memorable of the zombie genre to have been made in all of Europe.

#3) Valerio Viccei


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Viccei's 1987 robbery of more than £60 million from Knightsbridge Security Deposit Centre is regarded as one of the five largest thefts on modern record.

...Actually, maybe Viccei doesn't count, but I'll tell you who totally should be on this list:

Whoever invented the Pidoni.

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Hell yeah, look at those things.

I pick mine up from Mediterraneo in Brighton, which is the best kept secret in town quite frankly. Their Arancini alone have usurped our previous favourites and will be getting their own post soon enough, but for now, this is all about the elusive mystery of the Pidoni.

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I got one today for a lunch on the go. Here's a step by step illustration of what happens when you eat these on foot:

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(Keep scrolling)

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OM

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NOM

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GONE!

I barely made it a more than twenty paces. I had to stop, stand still on the pavement, and finish the rest. This is food that eats BACK at you! It is all-consuming.

Above all, it is delicious.

But a casual Google search for Pidoni reveals the following:

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Hmm. That's not very helpful is it...

Let's try Wikipedia:

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Oh heck no, I did not mean Pironi!

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What gives? Why can't I find any information about this incredible food on the so-called "Infotainment Hyper-Bypass"?

The only way to get any results is to search the Italian version of Wikipedia, which produces a short entry that roughly translates to say:

"A Pidoni is a rustic Sicilian bread in the shape of a half-moon, similar to a Calzone."

We are obviously dealing with a jealously guarded Italian treasure, and should be thankful that the dudes at Mediterraneo managed somehow to smuggle the secret out of the country!

Lucio Fulci and the rest are probably on their way to reclaim the recipe right now...

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Look out guys!

23/09/2010

Dear Salami

Dear Salami,

It’s been a while since you and I really had a heart-to-heart. I'm sorry for that.

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I just thought I should write you this letter because I don’t want you to think I’ve taken you for granted. You really do mean the world to me.

I think what I’m really trying to say is: Salami, thanks for all the good times.
You are my favourite meat, and always have been.

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I know I occasionally flirt with Roast Lamb, and in the heat of the moment I may say some things that I don’t really mean, or make some promises that I have no intention of keeping, but it is you, Salami, that I always return to in the end. You are my rock.

I love your wide range of textures, from hard to soft, and your abundance of flavours; garlic, wine, pepper, and pork. Such a wonderful marriage (I know, I can’t believe I’m finally saying the “M” word!)

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Salami, please for me, never ever change.
I love you...

Yours,

D.N. Ergeddon.

xxx xxx xxx

09/08/2010

Domo Arigato Boho Gelato

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This joint BOHO GELATO is pretty new on the block (the block in question being Pool Valley, Brighton) but I already have a pretty strong feeling that it's here to stay. I certainly hope so, at least.

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We're talking about real Italian-style gelato (similar to regular ice-cream, but made with less sugar, less butterfat, and non-fat milk) pain-stakingly mixed on the premises in a wide range of surprising and totally intriguing flavours.

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One of the best things about gelato, as opposed to standard ice-cream, is that it has a much lower freezing temperature... essentially meaning, no more bogus gritty ice crystals in your scoop. This is a smooth, creamy ride all the way down man.

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Somewhere in the world, a child ditches their plain old cone in disgust over it's high freezing temperature. Meanwhile, two Italian food scientists high-five each other and open a bottle of wine.

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Yep, that's "birthday cake" flavour up in the background there. Fun, right? While you choose which gelato is right for you, the staff play pounding electro music and tense up their shoulders, ready to spring into action at your command. The whole process is steeped in freshly-squeezed-undiluted-funness at every opportunity. Check out the fixin's on offer!

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There's a real Willy Wonka vibe prevailing throughout. People totter around the shop, unashamedly pointing at different brightly coloured confections and clapping their hands.

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If you really feel like going full-pelt, they even give you the option of these chocolate dipped cones, which I can highly condone due to the added crunch factor.

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However, in amongst all of this child-like frivolity, I happened to spot this incongruous piece of definitive adulthood.

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Oh booyah.

Mojito gelato. It's so right, it even rhymes. We chatted to the counter-dude a little, and he revealed this is not just a kind of minty-limey flavour combination, but actual mojito mix. He would not say whether there was any real alcohol in there... you'd assume not because they didn't ask me for ID, but then again I'm certainly not as fresh-faced as I once was.

Yeah that's right, I ordered a scoop of Mojito in a chocolate dipped cone.
TO HELL WITH THE CONSEQUENCES.

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Speaking of consequences, the only one that I was aware of was a gigantic increase in delicious in the immediate area of my mouth. Oh man, it was so good.

I'm sure I could taste white rum in there, but it may have been psychosematic.

They fill those cones all the way to the bottom too, so you really get a lot of bang for your buck.

All I can say is: "highly recommended".

Let's start a write-in campaign for them to introduce "Double Vodka" as their next flavour sensation!

12/07/2010

Fake Italy Must Be Destroyed!

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This is Morella.

What's that on the table in front of her?
That's some awesome Italian food.
How did that get there?

I'M GLAD YOU ASKED.

Morella runs Taste of Calabria. She works hard to bring high-quality Italian produce from her native Calabria into the UK, and for that reason alone you owe her some serious high-five's.

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We at DINNERGEDDON spend a bunch of time talking about the people that cook the food we eat, but not so much time talking about where the food comes from, and the challenges that presents. With this in mind, we had a sit-down chat with Morella, hoping to learn more about Calabria, food-immigration, and the elusive evil that is "Fake Italy"...

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First of all, I know you detail a little of this on your website, but I’d like to begin by asking you how you came to start Taste Of Calabria... What drove you to begin importing food at the time?

MORELLA: One day I had a really bad craving for some proper Italian food and just couldn’t find any. You know; like the food we really eat in Italy not the main stream low quality "Italian" food that you get in England. So I thought, “Well if I can’t get any proper Italian food in this country, why I just not bring it myself and show people what is the real Italian food...”

Urg, I know what you mean about some of the terrible “Italian” food you get in the UK. I am by no means an expert (on anything) but I do get the nagging feeling sometimes that I am being lied to by a food item... Who are the biggest purpetrators of this forgery, in your mind?

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Well it's kind of difficult to say which one was the worse, but I can say that supermarkets are at the front of the list. The majority of Italian food importers; more so in London, bring industrially made food that actually we in the South do not eat because it is rubbish! One celebrity chef brand; quite famous that we all know... the food is terrible and they sell it as Italian, and the thing is, all these companies and celebrity chefs all sell exactly the same products!

I think the reason why this sort of food got into the market is because unfortunately people here don’t know what Italian food is really about and what it is, therefore anything sold as Italian or with an Italian flag on the pack people think is good, but believe me not all Italian food is good, especially if it comes from the North. I wrote an article about this issue in my blog, check it out!

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I’ve often actually wondered about the difference between what constitutes real Italian food, and what English people expect to get when they go for Italian. For example, there’s a fairly authentic seeming pasta place here in town that I really like and we went there for a DINNERGEDDON outing last month. We were sat down eating our gnocchi, and it really was very good, but then we noticed that there were lots of Italian people, in small groups, turning up and being led downstairs to a separate room... sneaking off to have a look, we discovered that there was in fact a second, secret restaurant hidden in the basement, that was full entirely of people speaking Italian! As much as we had been enjoying our meal, in typical fashion we started worrying that the people in the secret restaurant were being given better food... Now i’m obsessed with the secrets of the basement menu....

Jajajajaja* that’s quite funny, I’m gonna go to this secret restaurant and let you know what’s all about!

Please do! Bring us back some of the good shit...

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The things is Italian food is all about the ingredients, seasoning, herbs and spices we use. But the most important things is the freshness and nature (as in no chemicals, etc) of the ingredients. Also good produce for example, pastas. You can’t compare industrially made pasta with hand made pasta, the flavour is different, the texture is different, etc. Non-Italian people think that Italian food is only about eating pasta and pizzas. Any pasta with some sort of sauce and pizza with eggs and chips on it, and it's not. It's about the ingredients and the appreciation of the quality of them. If you see Italian recipes they are the most simple recipes of all because the aim is to enjoy the flavour of the ingredients in combination with some spices and herbs. Also, Italians enjoy food, enjoy eating food, and eating is one of life’s pleasures and therefore we take our time to eat good food. For many people elsewhere, eating and food is just petrol for the stomach to keep alive and therefore no importance is given to have a good meal sitting down in a table.

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Why do you think people in the UK are so much more accepting of poor quality food? Do you think it’s to do with the produce we have available, or is it perhaps more of a cultural thing?

I think the problems in the UK are two-fold:

A). The weather. Unfortunately you can’t grow good vegetables or fruits without sun or good soil, and with constant rain, that’s why more and more polytunnels are being built in this country. It's not the same growing a tomato in a polytunnel with no real soil in tempetures under 10 degrees almost all year round, than to growing it in real soil, with constant sun and above 15 degrees all year round, don’t you think?

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B) The speed of how the food needs to be produced doesn’t help in the production of good food, but only cheap food. The amount that needs to be produced doesn’t allow for things to be grown naturally or animals to be grown at their own speed as they should. This brings the use of chemicals and substances that take flavour and nutrition out from the foods and make them bland. So as this is the food produced in this country that’s what British people are use to and that’s why when they go on holiday to; for example, Italy, they love the food there.

I know what you mean, it’s all about speed and cheapness over here, people are obsessed with it. We'll happily eat anything if you give it to us free and quickly.

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I have this romantic vision in my head of life in southern Italy, like you see in films, where everybody is snoozing in the sun, just relaxing eating amazing olives, and wearing big wide-brimmed hats.... is any of that true?


Jajajajaja, well down there people don’t use those hats but I know what you mean...

Is it perhaps that relaxed mindset that allows people the patience to not rush their food and ruin it in the process?

Life can be quite hectic when you have to go to work, etc but the difference is that their mentality is that work is part of your life, not your entire life which is the difference here. People live to live life, enjoy going out with friends, eat, etc not work, work, work like here. Also you’re right about the patience, this is key in Italian cooking. Italian have all the patience in the world if this means having a better quality and good ingredient. I have a recipe for spaghetti with seafood that almost takes all day to prepare it, but that’s OK if it means having a very good plate of food, get the idea?

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I understand that the traditional cooking in Italy is very provincial, and can differ widely in areas only a few miles away. What’s unique about Calabria, that you would not necessarily find elsewhere in the country?

If you look on my website you see for example the cured meats I have, like the capicollo, schiacciata, ‘Nduja, these are cured meats that are only made in Calabria and they distinguished form other cured meats because of the spices we use, the use of chilli and the way they have been cured, which makes them different in flavours.

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Our Spaghetatta di Mezzanotte which is the combination of traditional Calabrean chilli, dried parsley and smoked garlic, something that is eaten in Calabria at midnight. But I think the most unique factor in Calabrean food and what makes it apart from the rest is the use of only the best ingredients that we get from surrounding mountains hand picked. Animals that live wild and free make the most fantastic milk and meat, and of course the weather, sun and very good soil makes the best vegetables and fruits.

Tell me more about ‘Nduja...That looks like my kind of thing!

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‘Nduja is the most traditional food from Calabria. Basically is a soft cured sausage made with lean pieces of minced pork mixed with chilli, and spices. The consistency is similar of pâté and in fact is eaten spread on warm bread or toast. We also use it for sauces/casseroles, etc as it gives a fantastic flavour with just a little bit. Chilli is the most important ingredient in Calabria, we are the chilli capital of Europe and everything we eat has chilli in it!! We also eat it raw with every meal. The ‘Nduja is hot! So you only use a little bit unless you have quite a good resistance to heat. Now it's started to get known in London and Pizza Express is now using it in their pizzas.

It's nice to see just a little bit of real Italy sneaking into through the back-door then.
Thank you very much for talking to us Morella! Keep fighting the good fight...

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* It's a silent "J", dude.